The Law of How to Handle Me

Contractual parties

_________ (insert your name)
_________ (insert your address)
_________ (insert your postal code and town)
_________ (insert your country)

—the Reader—

and

Me

—the Other—

agree on obeying the following law.

§ 1 Dignity

The Reader always assumes the best of the Other.

§ 2 Beauty

The Reader acknowledges that the Other is beautiful.

§ 3

Acknowledgement

The reader acknowledges and promises to follow this code. The other acknowledges implicitly.

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_________ (your name)
Reader

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I found the aforementioned recently through reading a copy of the original Knigge.